tvvink:

i want a thigh gap but my balls are in the way

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biologytextbook:

a support group for people who began using popular slang ironically but now cannot stop

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will some1 please send me some snapchat dick pics thx

snapchat: thedicksmasher

thatsmoderatelyraven:

you cant take anyone with the name kevin seriously

k1mkardashian:

if someone was dying i would like…. run away lol sorry i know that’s so bad omg but tbh

ugh same

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gnawruto:

the mahogany joke in the hunger games wasnt even that funny shush

are you madhogany

i guess he just didn’t get the joak

he shouldnt have been such a birch about it

what a dumb ash

i dont think i am maple to keep up with these puns anymore 

im getting sycamore and more of these puns

um pine

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